Wednesday, 23 May 2007

What men REALLY mean:

This is a comeback to S@M-G!RL's post:

What Woman REALLY Mean

What Men REALLY Mean:
I am hungry: I am hungry
I am sleepy: I am sleepy
I am tired: I am tired
Nice dress: Nice cleavage!
I love you: Let's have sex now
I am bored: Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?: I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime: I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?: I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?: I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit?: I'm gay


Sheila said...

This is absolutely true! When guys say most things they just mean sex. haha I love the last one too! Nice. It reminds me of The 40 Year Old Virgin when they get into that "You know how I know you're gay" fight.

SaM-GiRL said...

hahahahahahahah! so true! men only have ONE thing on their minds! actually 2.... food and sex! why couldnt women be like that.

duzbin said...

I also wish woman where like that...
It would make men's jobs so much easier.